Though there aren't new episodes of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert this week, the program offered fans a video valentine from President Trump to the first lady crafted with spliced audio clips of Trump.
The only problem is Trump keeps getting distracted.
"Melania, I just wanted to say, from the bottom of my heart, which, by the way, is so strong — good stamina, unlike Hillary," Trump says. "That’s why she lost the election. Remember that? Nov. 8, wasn't that a great evening?
"But anyway, you are beautiful, so beautiful," he says, getting back on message before drifting again. "Just like that beautiful scene on Nov. 8. Remember that beautiful, beautiful day?"
Trump also declared his love for himself in the clip, naming among his admirers Tom Brady, bikers and Florida.
"But baby, I’ll tell you what," he continued. "I Iove, I love, I love Utah!"